- insert an incredibly witty phrase here - If you are interested at all about the person behind this blog, just look at the picture above this description. It embodies me perfectly.

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

(Source: terrakion)

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

(Source: clannyphantom)

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth)

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" follow you around and whisper "the love song of j alfred prufrock" in your ear when you go on dates

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL