*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
my milkshakes are safe
I laughed so hard no sound came out
"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" follow you around and whisper "the love song of j alfred prufrock" in your ear when you go on dates
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL